~DaxterGirl

Well......hello my evil fiends....
This is my first horrible random journal entry.....
You will aaalllll suuuuffferrrrr.....
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa....ha.
I will now tell you a fable from the Magical Fractured Fairy Tales.....
This is a true tale....mostly....
There waz this dog, who waz MAGICAL!!
He could burp out prophecies...proph oh whateve...
ANYwho....some of em could be veeeerrrry good. Or verrrrry bad...it depended on how well he burped.
Well one day, the dog was eating a T-bone steak when suddenly....he burped out in a haunting voice: You will all die in a massive explosion!!!
The Townspeople didn't know what to do...so they panicked...
"WE'RE all gonna DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"
"What are we gonna doooooooo??!!"
So they decided to build a gigantic catapult...for what I dunno...I mean seriously how is that...oh anyhow....the dog continued to eat his T-bone steak, while the Townspeople ran around like chickens...
Then suddenly....the castle started shaking....
"OH NO IT'S THE EXPLOSION!!!!"
All the Townspeople fainted...
The dog had farted....
THE END!!!

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Listening to: the voices in me head
Reading: Keeping You A Secret
Watching: Family Guy
Playing: /:)
Eating: Lemon cake
Drinking: Milk

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Interests: Too many to tell
Favourite movie: BeetleJuice/LionKing
Favourite band or musician: Don't have favs
Favourite genre of music: All types of ROCK!!!!!
Favourite poet or writer: I always did like Emily Dickinson & Robert Frost. I don't really have a fav writer, too man
Favourite style of art: I like all expressions of art
Favourite cartoon character: Raven from the Teen Titans
Personal Quote: It isn't a real hug until ur eyes are poppin out!!

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~DaxterGirl Oct 21, 2009, 6:37:08 PM

Okay so I know my page is boring as hell...becuz I haven't found the time to actually put all my poems and my half finshed stories or any of my drawings.....so I'm going to try to at least upload my poems....some time soon....

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Its not a real hug until ur eyes are poppin out!!

~Amz

~LookingxGlassxchica Oct 16, 2008, 10:58:45 AM

Whoo! You're online!

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"We're all mad here..."~Cheshire Cat

"A quick taste of the poison, a quick twist of the knife
When the obsession with death, the obsession with death becomes a way of life..."
~Emilie Autumn